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Two laughs for the end of the weekend

“Bah!” That’s the sound of me being disgruntled because it’s already the end of the weekend and I know what’s lurking around the corner like a big scary monster… Monday. But thanks to some good things in life, we can still enjoy the last few hours of a Sunday evening and I can with say read more »

Poo

Ever Wondered Where Your Poo Goes?

Well I certainly did and it was a good thing too because that’s how I found out I had something I never knew I had. And it went something like this… There I was squeezing one out Then… but… Fortunately in this day and age I didn’t need to wonder for long So I grabbed read more »

What I did during The Royal Wedding

I woke up late as it was a bank holiday, yes all of us in the UK had an entire day off because of the Royal wedding, woo hoo! So after rolling around in bed wondering how I should start my day I decided to reward myself with a massive Greek souvlaki which was most read more »

Bad Neighbours

Bad: 1. Opposite of good 2. What Michael Jackson told us he was all along 3. My neighbours  I was fortunate enough as a child to live in a house that had no neighbouring noises. The only noise I could hear occasionally were the sounds of my dad peeing in the upstairs toilet and my dogs howling at night. Ok the dogs howling did get quite read more »

Earthquake in Japan

I just woke up to seeing the crazy news about the Japanese earthquake with a magnitute of 9.0 which also terribly resulted in a massive whirlwind tsunami and nuclear explosion making my morning TV (which usually consists of happy breakfast cooking shows):  …seem more like a Hollywood blockbuster movie!   Wow that’s some seriously scary stuff! read more »

A White Hair Or A White Christmas?

I know which one I would prefer… but it’s not the one I got! OK, so I found my first white hair – ARRGHHHHHH!!!! Actually it wasn’t even me who found it, in fact I was blissfully unaware I even had it until my girlfriend pointed it out while I was doing a wee wee. Yes read more »

How Nutella Saved My Day

Two horrible things happened today. 1. I got my period. 2. I ran out of chocolate. I would just like to point out that these two things should never, ever happen at the same time otherwise it will lead to bad, bad things. At first, I was blissfully unaware of Mr. Period which was lurking just read more »

How Having A Pet Monkey Resulted In Us Not Going To the Cinema

Yesterday I was bored during my lunch break so I decided to be clever and multi task by going on Youtube while simultaneously shoving my face with a steak and cheese Subway foot-long sandwich (yes I ate the whole thing, not sure how but I did – go me!) when I found this video below which almost made me choke read more »

Greedy Expectation = Disappointing Reality

Today I went to KFC.  My taste buds had been quivering all day with the anticipation of wrapping themselves around a juicy-deep-fried chicken thigh. However as I walked towards KFC I was distracted by a brand new backlit poster of a Spicy Caesar Roller: I ran inside and quickly ordered one, because I’m adventurous that way. I read more »

Keywords, Dog Videos, A German Pumpkin and wishing I was in Miami

According to StatCounter, it is very important to see what keywords people are using on Google to find your blog or website, so I am proud to see these strange online searches brought people to my blog:    I just Googled ‘what does Craig David all over your boink mean’ too because for a long read more »

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