“Bah!” That’s the sound of me being disgruntled because it’s already the end of the weekend and I know what’s lurking around the corner like a big scary monster… Monday. But thanks to some good things in life, we can still enjoy the last few hours of a Sunday evening and I can with say read more
Ever Wondered Where Your Poo Goes?
May 29, 2011 – 7:22 pm
Well I certainly did and it was a good thing too because that’s how I found out I had something I never knew I had. And it went something like this… There I was squeezing one out Then… but… Fortunately in this day and age I didn’t need to wonder for long So I grabbed read more
What I did during The Royal Wedding
April 30, 2011 – 5:09 pm
I woke up late as it was a bank holiday, yes all of us in the UK had an entire day off because of the Royal wedding, woo hoo! So after rolling around in bed wondering how I should start my day I decided to reward myself with a massive Greek souvlaki which was most read more
Bad Neighbours
March 31, 2011 – 5:34 pm
Bad: 1. Opposite of good 2. What Michael Jackson told us he was all along 3. My neighbours I was fortunate enough as a child to live in a house that had no neighbouring noises. The only noise I could hear occasionally were the sounds of my dad peeing in the upstairs toilet and my dogs howling at night. Ok the dogs howling did get quite read more
Earthquake in Japan
March 12, 2011 – 12:24 pm
I just woke up to seeing the crazy news about the Japanese earthquake with a magnitute of 9.0 which also terribly resulted in a massive whirlwind tsunami and nuclear explosion making my morning TV (which usually consists of happy breakfast cooking shows): …seem more like a Hollywood blockbuster movie! Wow that’s some seriously scary stuff! read more
A White Hair Or A White Christmas?
December 19, 2010 – 4:51 pm
I know which one I would prefer… but it’s not the one I got! OK, so I found my first white hair – ARRGHHHHHH!!!! Actually it wasn’t even me who found it, in fact I was blissfully unaware I even had it until my girlfriend pointed it out while I was doing a wee wee. Yes read more
How Nutella Saved My Day
December 5, 2010 – 10:44 pm
Two horrible things happened today. 1. I got my period. 2. I ran out of chocolate. I would just like to point out that these two things should never, ever happen at the same time otherwise it will lead to bad, bad things. At first, I was blissfully unaware of Mr. Period which was lurking just read more
How Having A Pet Monkey Resulted In Us Not Going To the Cinema
November 21, 2010 – 7:57 pm
Yesterday I was bored during my lunch break so I decided to be clever and multi task by going on Youtube while simultaneously shoving my face with a steak and cheese Subway foot-long sandwich (yes I ate the whole thing, not sure how but I did – go me!) when I found this video below which almost made me choke read more
Greedy Expectation = Disappointing Reality
November 5, 2010 – 7:50 pm
Today I went to KFC. My taste buds had been quivering all day with the anticipation of wrapping themselves around a juicy-deep-fried chicken thigh. However as I walked towards KFC I was distracted by a brand new backlit poster of a Spicy Caesar Roller: I ran inside and quickly ordered one, because I’m adventurous that way. I read more
Keywords, Dog Videos, A German Pumpkin and wishing I was in Miami
October 25, 2010 – 4:08 pm
According to StatCounter, it is very important to see what keywords people are using on Google to find your blog or website, so I am proud to see these strange online searches brought people to my blog: I just Googled ‘what does Craig David all over your boink mean’ too because for a long read more
