I just Googled ‘what does Craig David all over your boink mean’ too because for a long time now I have also wanted to know, however I am left feeling sad and disappointed because there are no answers. The only thing I do know is that Craig David left the UK to go pimp it out in Miami. I wonder if he wrote this new song?
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No it wasn’t him, but it so should have been.
I’d like to be in Miami right about now as it’s -3 degrees here in London and I’m freezing my little white butt off. I know, I’ll just shine my desk lamp right in my face (to pretend it’s sunshine), eat a whole bar of chocolate and watch videos of stupid dogs attacking their own tails because it’s these little things that will get me through the winter months…
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And before I head off to hide in my duvet cocoon to watch endless hours of trashy Sunday TV, I would like to thank my dear friends for making me this special pumpkin the other night:
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Those keywords are hilarious! I like the Hitler loved fried bacon one ha ha as well as the gift your friends left you of the Hitler pumpkin… amazing!
I live in Miami
and it's hot. As heck!
I'd like to know who else wanted to know if baby pigeons existed. I guess it's a more common question than we realize.
Koutsouni Mou: I have been keeping the pumpkin in the corner of the living room, it's starting to go a bit mouldy but I don't care
Annah: You are very lucky! Swapsies?
Andrew: I for one have wanted to know and you can see a post I dedicated to the baby pigeon mystery here
You have the monopoly on useful information-aren’t monpooiels illegal?
Dude, how do you know Hitler loves you… FOR SURE?
Anonymous: I don't personally know, but if my friends think he does, then he must do :p
Okay, I'll admit "Big Boobs Greedy Cow" could have been me.
Lol I love this! The monkey dressed up writing a pig is especially epic. Also, the big boobs greedy cow made me crack up as well.
I think I am liking Hitler more as an angry pumpkin. So after you became aware of Hitler's secret love for you, did you smash his pumpkins in, erm i mean face?
Oh snap, epic fail on my part. When i wrote writing, I actually meant riding.
Okay, what is it about dogs, cats and people acting stupidly that makes for such GREAT videos? (Now THAT is a question for the ages!) I think I may need to watch that dog chase its tail at least one more time. Totally worth it.
Cheeseboy: Ha ha! In that case care to explain what you were looking for :p
Philosophia: I agree with you there, Hitler as an angry Pumpkin is so much better and yes it means I can turn him to a nice pie and then gobble him up!
Candice: The doggy is called Danda and if you search on You tube for 'Danda the craziest dog' you will see there are loads more of him doing the same thing in different locations! It's hilarious and I have also watched it over and over again
I just knew he was going to fall off the table.
Warm here too hunnybun. Actually hot. T-shirt and shorts and barefeet kinda weather. But you probably dont want to know that….
Mynx: Thank you for that, I feel much better now knowing that there are people around the world still wearing their t-shirts while I have 20 layers on and walk around looking like a daft penguin. Tut tut
I would be careful about putting that pumpkin out for decoration…
Just sayin'.
Ha. I pretty much escaped Miami *because* of the heat, humidity and swarm of mosquitos hanging around my house.
Now, of course, I live in Dijon braving -9 degree Celsius weather. I still like it!
-Barb the French Bean
Oh the things that people will google search- it's bizarre. I had one for "target and scan joyfully" that made me laugh.
Cool blog. Cheers!
Meri
Fhwaaaaah? I have a post that actually talks about Nutella being good for a marriage, and YOU get the hits! Then again, it would probably help if I posted more than once a month recently. Also, that dog killed me. The slow turn of the head to look back at the tail… and Craig David all your boink.
Christine: It will stay in my living room until it fully decomposes
Barb: Wow, that is a brave change! Some people can handle the cold though and don't seem to mind. Me, I'm a lady of heat. Bring on 30 degrees celsius any day!
Meri: Thank you and yes, some searches can be quite bizarre!
Twelvedaysold: Hello again, lovely to see you
Do you add keywords to your blog? You should, it does help. I was surprised to see the Nutella Marriage hit as my previous post was about drinking it to combat Mr. Period instead of aiding marriage. Oh well, can't complain 
Hahaha! The hitler pumpkin is wonderful. Were you pleased by it, or shocked? Or both. My friends have done similar things in the past.
Rachel: I remember waking up and seeing it on my dinner table and feeling very pleased because it made me laugh, which is always nice first thing in the morning. What did your friends make?
Sadly nothing this year! It was abysmal. They usually go all out with fancy dress costumes though. There's been some remarkable ones in the past.
ps: Twelvedays old: I love the slow turning of the dog's head as it thinks it's trying to sneak up on it's own tail! I wonder what dog's think their tails are? being that they get so angry over them…
Rachel: Oh shame on them! I still like your blue outfit though.
OMG That crazy dog video is hilarious, at one point you can even see his entire jaw trying to clamp down on his tail chomp! chomp!
And awww Hitler loves you, isn't that sweet, I wonder which dictator loves me?
Frogster: Ha ha, Maybe there is a reason the crazy dog has a short tail… it probably chewed off the other half!
I think Mussolini loves you. He likes your funky sunglasses.
He looks angry with those furrowed eyebrows. Fear the wrath of pumpkin Hitler!
Drake: Yes! But I like his little round mouth the most, as if he is going "ooh!"
I am never disappointed when I visit your blog, it's always filled with the kind of silliness that brings me smiles. Thank you Marsy!
Lucy: Awww bless you! I'm glad you enjoy it
I had to return to tell you that I recently saw a google search returned to my blog for "interpretive dance and jingle bell rock."
The real version is much less banal than that search would make it sound…
Meri: Isn't it interesting to see where Google takes the searchees! So what were you saying about interpretive dance?
Reading through this post makes me wonder why I do not come through more often… glad I still had this link in my blogroll.
Hi Ryan
Good to see you around and I'm very happy to be in your blogroll too, does it come in bacon? x
ooh…now I have to go check mine! I never saw this page on my Statcounter, I need to go look!
Jillsy, yes check your and let me know if you have any crazy ones, I am sure you do!
I love monkeys. Found your blog today. I like it a lot and will click the follow button right now. =)
Marvelous Minutia
http://marvelousminutia.blogspot.com/
Hi Ryan, thanks! It's always great to see a new following face
Monkeys are great and I wish I still had one now. Sniff
So, update: I'm in Miami and well, it's been in like the 30's and 40's. I WANT TO DIE.
I know you are probably unsympathetic with your negative numbers and all, but this is pure torture. I forgot what warm feet feel like.
In other news, Hilter pumpkin is amazing. Best. Friends. Ever.
Lorraine
Roxanne and Lorraine: Yes I am VERY unsympathetic with you! Tut tut. In a day or two it will probably be back to 70s wont it? Where as here it will stay frosty for days and days followed by months and months, so I wont be feeling my feet until June probably. However, I am glad Hitler pumpkin made you smile and for that reason we are now officially Best. Friends. Ever
Interesting key words. The most frequent keyword that turns up for my blog is I'm Happy I'm Barbie – a phrase that refers to a Ken doll that came with a stage and a microphone back in the 70s. Interesting stuff that people look for, eh?
Jane
Hi Jane: Yes! Aren't they funny, I love going back to check every now and then to see them. I wonder if Barbie is really happy though? Being plastic cant be that fun