I just Googled ‘what does Craig David all over your boink mean’ too because for a long time now I have also wanted to know, however I am left feeling sad and disappointed because there are no answers. The only thing I do know is that Craig David left the UK to go pimp it out in Miami. I wonder if he wrote this new song?
No it wasn’t him, but it so should have been.
I’d like to be in Miami right about now as it’s -3 degrees here in London and I’m freezing my little white butt off. I know, I’ll just shine my desk lamp right in my face (to pretend it’s sunshine), eat a whole bar of chocolate and watch videos of stupid dogs attacking their own tails because it’s these little things that will get me through the winter months…
And before I head off to hide in my duvet cocoon to watch endless hours of trashy Sunday TV, I would like to thank my dear friends for making me this special pumpkin the other night: