Yesterday I was bored during my lunch break so I decided to be clever and multi task by going on Youtube while simultaneously shoving my face with a steak and cheese Subway foot-long sandwich (yes I ate the whole thing, not sure how but I did – go me!) when I found this video below which almost made me choke on a small piece of dried steak because it’s this sort of retarded thing that makes me laugh like an idiot:
Oh how I love silly animal videos and it’s when I watch things like this that I wish I had a camera with me when I was younger because I used to spend a lot of time with my pets, and because pets have a mind of their own you never really know what they might get up to, like when I used to live in Portugal and my dad bought me a pet monkey called Chico. If I had a camera then I would have so many good videos and in particular a very exciting one involving Chico throwing his excrement in my friend’s face…
Chico was one cool dude.
But don’t be fooled, there was one thing that could turn him from a cuddly ape into a ravaging lunatic:
And that is how there was no going to the cinema because we had to wash all the poop out of my friend’s mouth and hair.
I so should have gotten a pig for Chico!