Well I certainly did and it was a good thing too because that’s how I found out I had something I never knew I had. And it went something like this…
There I was squeezing one out
Then…
but…
Fortunately in this day and age I
didn’t need to wonder for long
So I grabbed my laptop and asked my
dear friend Google the question…
Which appropriately lead me to…
Oh I can’t tell you enough how much fun it was to track my poops across London sewer pipes from one end to the other. But that’s when I also discovered another thing because Flush Tracker showed me a photographic map of the top of my building from where I last flushed my toilet and because of this bird’s eye view I noticed my roof top seemed like I could walk around on it…
Did that mean I maybe had a roof terrace?
There was only one way to find out!
And oh yes, there it was…
in all it’s glory with a view of the London eye!
I don’t care if curiosity killed the cat,
it helped me find my roof terrace.
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Brilliant
Hey Sweaty Balls your name still makes me laugh every time!
Asking questions about poop can lead to wonderful things.
I never knew that until now but I sure am glad I did
That is so cool! I’m geeky enough that I totally want to track my poo. I don’t think my wife would think it was cool, but she doesn’t understand the awesomeness of things like this.
Ha ha Jeff, I’m glad I’m not alone in this so yay for poop tracking!
poo is a wonderful thing. It shows us stuff we would never know! or remember…. sometimes i forget i had corn for dinner and voila!
Eeeewwwwwwwww
but so true!
Marsy,
LOL girl, who on earth ever wonders about where one’s poop goes to? But the most disturbing thing is to learn that there is actually a poop tracker…*nodding*…
Well, I never wondered where my gorgeous poop goes and I am glad I never did because now I realise it would be too painful to see my drop dead gorgeous poop depart.
Darling, I loved the cartoons…specially the waiting second for it to travel from you-know-where to the toilet LOL…you are wicked!
Cheers
Max baby! They say clever minds think alike but I say filthy minds do too otherwise there would be no poo tracker and I would not have discovered my roof terrace
As for your lovely poo imagine that it will end up with many other poos somewhere and they will join together to have a massive poo party! So don’t you worry, yours will be having a good time no matter where it goes, especially if it’s hanging out with mine.
mwah x
Darling, you know well my poo hangs out with yours – do not forget that they are popular poos! LOL LOL…
This being said, you are right: I will stop being silly and take solace in the fact that our sweeties will have a good time together….let me take a snapshot before they leave….”Guys, say cheeeeese!”
Now look what you have done, I am eagerly waiting for the snapsnot LOL
Hilarious Marsy! You’ve done it again and made my day with this, never did I imagine I would be laughing about poo – thank you!
No thank you Koutsounimu!
What a shit story! Nicely written, funny cartoons. .
A nice play on words there Mr. Hago
Thank you for dropping by again x
Next time google satellite view is going to show you sunbathing on your rooftop terrace right?! ^_^
That is a gorgeous view. Wow. To ruin your happiness though, I need to point these two things out: To think that all this time you have wasted living a roof-top-terrace-less existence. Also, to think of all your neighbors not telling you about it.
Absence of Alternatives right there is another reason to dislike my
neighbours even more, not only to they still wake me up every morning with their thundering footsteps, they never shared with me the news that we have a lovely roof terrace… bah! Oh well, better late than never right?
Well, there you have it then. Very interesting.
And…YAY for your roof terrace!!! I wish I had one, but as I live in a house, walking around on my roof could prove to be a rather slippery, slanted, life-threatening experience. Enjoy your roof, though. That’s fabulous!
Ha ha Candice, I was imaging you trying to sunbathe up on your pointy roof top
however, if you have a house you probably have a garden which totally makes up for not having a roof terrace. I would prefer a garden because that would mean I could also have a little dog. Sniff, I really want a little dog.